Most of you guys had mommy buy clothes for you, and she made sure everything was useable. But now, you’re on your own dude. Mommy is not here anymore and you have to learn how to do this ALL by yourself! Don’t be afraid though, I’m here to help! Here are a few tips to help you look good and impress those college girls!
Do your laundry: This might seem obvious, but you would be surprised in how many people ACTUALLY don’t do it and think a little bit of extra cologne will hide the smell. Not only you’ll look sloppy, but girls won’t even look at you. Yeah, you aren’t getting laid. So, go find some quarters and do your laundry! You’ll thank me in the long run.
Iron your clothes: Yep, make an investment and buy one an ironing board and an iron, or one of those steam thingys you see on TV. Girls do notice that, so make sure you look good. If you’re too cheap, or you’re too broke to purchase one of those…here’s a little trick. Whenever your clothes get out of the dryer, they will be really warm. If you fold them up right there, you won’t need to iron them…when time comes, they’ll be in perfect condition for usage (I went my whole 1st semester without an iron and an ironing board so that saved my life.
Put effort into looking good when you go out: I have been to parties in which I’ve seen people just throw whatever on and go. While I think people are entitled to wear whatever the heck they want, I think you should at least give looking good a shot. It isn’t too hard.
Get a female friend to help you out: If you want to look good, have a female friend help you out. She’ll obviously know what a girl likes, because…she’s a girl (duh). Take her advice and change accordingly. Having female friends helps so much when it comes to these situations.
Match: I know most guys don’t care, but please try matching. Keep it simple. Watch your colors. If you aren’t sure, drag your female friend back to the room and ask her. Then, have sex with her. Pre-party sex is the best.
Hygiene: You know, shower…brush your teeth…clip your nails…clean your ears, that fun stuff. This is actually the most important thing in this whole list.
Cologne and Deodorant: Girls have a good sense of smell. Use that to your advantage. Wear deodorant and a little bit of cologne. I personally use AXE because I love it…and since it’s on the stronger side, girls love it.
Follow these steps and girls will definitely eat you up.